fimmtudagur, júní 19, 2003  

BUMPER STICKERS WE MISSED BY DRIVING TOO FAST
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> 1. Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.
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> 2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
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> 3. If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause people.
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> 4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
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> 5. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
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> 6. Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.
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> 7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
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> 8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
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> 9. Thank You For Pot Smoking.
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> 10. To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
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> 11. If At First You Don't Succeed... Blame Someone Else And Seek
> Counseling.
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> 12. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
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> 13. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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> 14. Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
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> 15. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.
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> 16. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
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> 17. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.
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> 18. The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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> 19. I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha.
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> 20. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me.

posted by Hrafnkell | 10:02

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mánudagur, júní 16, 2003  

Datt af

Tryggvi Hákonarson var fluttur með ofsahraða í gær á dýraspítalann í Viðidal eftir að getnaðarlimur hans datt skyndilega af. Talið er að atvikið tengist mikilli notkun hans á ferðatölvu sem er með sérhönnuðum og ólöglegum búnaði, en grunur leikur á að Tryggvi hafi sett í tölvuna sérsmíðaðan geislavirkan örgjörva. Þessi aðferð er stundum notuð til þess að ná meiri klukkuhraða og talið er að Tryggvi hafi ekki gert sér almennilega grein fyrir afleiðingum hennar. Hörður Pétursson, unnusti Tryggva, kom að honum þar sem hann lá á gólfinu, lamaður af skelfingu. Aðkoman var að hans sögn mjög óskemmtileg, þar sem Tryggvi lá í hrúgu mynda af beru líkamsræktarkvenfólki - Herði til mikillar skelfingar.

posted by Doddi | 17:53

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