fimmtudagur, nóvember 10, 2005  

Könnun

Hvaða afbrigði af póker er skemmtilegast?

Mér persónulega finnst Texas hold´em en ég veit eftir samræður gærdagsins að ekki eru allir sammála :)

posted by Hrafnkell | 12:40

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mánudagur, nóvember 07, 2005  

Yo'

Yo' Plumber so fat, he make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.

Yo' Girlfriend so fat, she shows up on radar.

Yo' mama so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.

You liked that mama joke didn't ya? Good?...well, nowhere near as good as Yo Mama was last night :)

Yo Doctor so fat, that when her Beeper goes off folk think she's backing up.

Yo' Baker so freakin fat he masturbates when reading cookbooks

Yo idiotic Doctor so damn greasy that he uses Bacon as a bandaid

You

You got no arms, no legs, and when you go swimming they call you Bob

Only job yo ever gonna get is as a blind bird-watcher.

I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'

posted by Doddi | 14:02

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